7. Ne jamais oublier la sécurité …
8. Stupide, mais chanceux !
9. “Hé, aubergine, ravi de vous rencontrer !”
10. Eh bien, il devrait sauver ce t-shirt.

12. Cela a probablement sauvé 2 vies.

I slipped the note under the pizza box so fast I thought my mother-in-law would see it: ‘Please help me. Don’t leave.’ When the delivery driver looked up and heard her snap, ‘She doesn’t need a phone, she needs discipline,’ his face changed.
“I slipped the note under the pizza box so fast I thought my mother-in-law would catch me: ‘Please help me. Don’t leave.’ When the…